049.Strip Mall Goodbye - UPDATED 11.22.10    satellite belt? he should see what 'some kinda marina supply' is saying behind his back.   scroll down for more ▼ 048.Rub Honey on Her Gums    [thumb] [previous?]    so has carlos been wearing that giant handgun inside his flight suit all day? 001.Good Question  [thumb]    went back and forth between "AN astronaut?" and "A astronaut" several times. couldn't decide how smart he was. 002.Granny  [thumb]    you think she's knitting a scarf or a shawl? 003.Oh, Howard  [thumb]    i bet Hooters Air just labeled it "barf bag." Poor Hooters Air. 004.Flight Attendant  [thumb]    explain to me again why come 'stewardess' isn't okay to use anymore? 005.Pink shirt b/w White Pants  [thumb]    not enough kids want to "design boats" these days. 006.Nice Signature  [thumb]    the slicking forward of hair implies lost youth and optimism. 007.Hatchmen  [thumb]    i tried to nickname a guy c-los in college. wasn't into it. was into eating my cereal. 008.Baby Bird  [thumb]    you think it's the captain or howard yelling like that? my money's on howard. 009.Detachment Issues  [thumb]    pop! ZOOSH whirr KLIK! POOT. them are some sounds i don't want my cereal to make. 010.Strapped In  [thumb]    all that rusty brown looking metal makes me worried about tetanus. 011.The Name You Can Trust  [thumb]    shouldn't that be sidecartech? or sidecar innovations - a global subsidiary of carlosco GmbH. 012.Fax Services  [jeffsketch] [thumb]    this one's sorta scientifically accurate. no sound effects in space. 013.The Dangerous Work of an Astronaut  [no color] [just color] [thumb]    at least it's not cleaning up puke in space, right? 014.Satellite Belt Bottom Blues  [thumb]    guilty of cutting and pasting for the first time in this one. panels 1-3. sorry. 015.Welcome Wagon  [thumb]    shot at magic hour. mondo-filmo. 016.The Depressing Ride Home  [craigsketch] [thumb]    added naked homeless dude's headset at the last minute. ashamed i didn't think of it sooner. 017.A Glorious Day  [legostyle] [thumb]    european stereotypes abound in legoland! 018.The Wrath of Mabel  [thumb]    but who will provide the flowers for mrs. pendleton's funeral?! 019.Saturday Night  [thumb]    who knows what terror lurks in the mysterious foreground tupperware container? 020.Local News  [jeffsketch] [thumb]    the casual use of 'prolly' has long been a sign of quality TV journalism. 021.Paid Programming  [thumb]    ron drew those cartoon satellites himself. named em 'scootchie' and 'nudger.' 022.Men in Brown  [outtake] [thumb]    dude, we called ronginald 'the clown prince of the pony keg' back in school 023.Fashion Statement  [mattsketch] [thumb]    'civilian?' 'scenarios?' 'fanny pack?' these guys definitely work for the gumment. 024.Coffee Scenario   [thumb]    priority one: locate ron planet. priority two: find out if he wants coffee! 025.Enter Eggleston   [craigsketch] [jeffsketch] [thumb]    i bet eggleston would even have accepted 'velcro NASA.' 026.Couch Discussion   [thumb]    now THAT is one loud blinker. woke the cat up even. 027.Caramel Style   [thumb]    you think the MIB's are just playing with the lego town at this point? 028.Linebacker Friends   [thumb]    ronginald was probably captain of his water polo team. ball hog for sure. 029.Planet,Planet   [thumb]    space staffing inc's commercials were actually even crappier than ron's. 030.Public Interest in Space   [thumb]    you think knight's inn woulda put a hotel in orbit despite the inherent irony? 031.Astronaut vs. Armstrong   [thumb]    carlos wakes up every day and puts on his flight suit. gets him more respect at the deli counter. 032.Satellite Washers   [thumb]    another instance of the trademark 'mortified ron planet forehead slap'! 033.Dudes In Space   [thumb]    carlos wanted 'dudes in space' to be either the name of he and ron's business or he and ron's band 034.One Condition   [thumb]    #034: celebrating 16 fabulous strips inside ron's apartment! 035.Time and Money   [thumb]    we finally get off the couch just to sit back down on another plane?! i call BS. 036.Albuquerque, We Has Problem   [thumb]    good food. big improv. albuquerque. oh! and NASA. - paid for by the albuquerque travel board 036x.The Rise and Fall of the Commercial Space Industry: A Timeline    click above to see a big ol' timeline of how the future got so lame! 037.Blow Up The Moon   [thumb]    it used to be 'ron planet: so your failing satellite doesn't crash into another school' 038.Into The VVVVV   [thumb]    orbiting satellites around the moon? that's like VVVV VV VVVVVVV VVVVVV! 039.Giant Death Ray   [thumb]    possibilities for ron's V's: point my cat, bring to sam, twist em ups, pokes my gut, mabel is cat, poops on you 040.Grandma Glass   [thumb]    they should fill up that trench with hard candies or maybe after dinner mints. 041.Popcorn People   [thumb]    ron planet vs. the popcorn people! streaming this summer from the mediacloud! 042.Acronymity   [thumb]    good folks, good fun, hot death: the death ray place. put some ZAP in your mouth! 043.Pop Secret Operation   [alternate 4th panel] [thumb]    man, i swear the screenplay was way more action packed than this. 044.Another Thing   [jeffsketch] [thumb]    those plants in NASA's windows are fake even. sheesh! tuff times. 045.Whatta We Got   [thumb]    using the evil fingers when saying 'hell' needs to become a trend. 046.Move Fast   [thumb]    trust NuRotoCorp, makers of fine futuristic helicopters. 047.Cheesesteak and Egg   [thumb]    cernan would be 106 years old in 2040, so, y'know, went with 'was a waffle house man' 048.Rub Honey on Her Gums   [thumb]    so has carlos been wearing that giant handgun inside his flight suit all day? 049.Strip Mall Goodbye [back up top?]    satellite belt? he should see what 'some kinda marina supply' is saying behind his back.

Ron Planet is the last astronaut on Earth and boy does his job suck. When NASA finds something strange on the moon, Ron is literally the only man for the job. The near-future has never been such a letdown! Based on an animated feature screenplay by Craig Zobel and Matt Chapman (Mike helped too!). Think of these as the Sunday Funnies storyboards for Ron Planet.subscribe